Tuesday, 14 August 2007
Mother and her son
Joke:6
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered
to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the
happiest day of her life," her mother explained, keeping it
simple.
The child thought for a moment and said, "So why is the groom
wearing black?"
Joke:7
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband
down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice. She
then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to
cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You
are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
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